Ian smokes a spliff
really fast, curls into a ball and vibrates a bit. John is in the corner
Ian (uncurling): I’ve just fucked myself to death.
[ENTER ELAINE]
Elaine (screeches): What about our unborn baby?
John stuffs a grenade
up his arse and does a line of drugs. Ian and Elaine share another couple of
spliffs.
Ian: Would you like me to rape you?
Elaine (pondering): No, not really.
The grenade up John’s
arse explodes. The smoke spells the word ‘Kosovo’.
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