Friday, 26 April 2013

Tramp Apprehends Master Criminal in Damp Alley


VV stands back, proudly admiring her handiwork. The wall she stands opposite is now emblazoned with her purple trademark tag, indicating that the crime committed within the building was her doing, and hers alone. She envisages a pin-board, covered with photographs of the very same tag taken from walls all across this God-forsaken city.

She exhales excitedly as she hears sirens, and begins to grin.

A tramp behind her in the alleyway coughs and asks:

‘What’s W, then?'

‘It’s not W, it’s VV, you cretin.’

‘Looks like a W from where I’m sitting.’

‘You’re sitting on damp cardboard and rat shit. Plus you’ve probably got cataracts.’

‘My vision’s perfectly fine and it’s an old rug. Either way, no need to be such a cunt about it.’

‘Don’t call me a cunt.’ Growls VV, fingering the handle of her blade as the sirens grow ever louder...